9. I don't want any students or followers and what's the point of being any kind of teacher if one doesn't want any kind of students?
8. Have you noticed all the crazy s*%t people project onto spiritual teachers? Geez, I get enough projected onto me already just by being gay, black and by very occasionally wearing flowing skirts with matching pumps and lipstick.
7. I don't particularly like attending retreats, satsangs, workshops and seminars but at least I can slip out early when bored, horny or hungry if I'm just attending it.
6. Andrew Cohen
5. I don't have anything new to say.
4. The Sermon on the Mount and that cool teaching where the Buddha silently held up a single flower. After those stellar crowd-pleaser's everything else seems sort of passe' dontcha think?
3. Puppetji Guru and Swami Beyondananda have already cornered the markets I would want.
2. Did I mention Andrew Cohen?
1. Did you notice how many times I used the word "I" in even this simple little piece of writing. I don't know. I mean, I don't think that's a very good sign. I'm just sayin'...
2 comments:
sounds like you are anti-something with some kind of emotions...
Hi Sunny,
Thank you for your comment.
I don't really experience what I wrote here as an indication of my being anti-something. I know I am not anti spiritual teaching or spiritual teachers, in general. I'm not even anti- Andrew Cohen. We each have our place is the cosmic and mysterious tapestry. I wrote this largely, though not completely as a tongue-in-cheek piece...
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